Where the frick are my keys?
The case of the missing keys. The keys were in my pocket until I used them to open the door. Now they are gone, the way keys are wont to do when they are not getting enough attention.
I am 99% positive that the keys either:
- jumped out the window in a wild suicide attempt led by a ninja from next door.
- are hiding underneath the sole book in my place that has yet to be unturned.
- are hiding behind my ears as a result of a magic trick that the magician forgot to inform me about.
- are lost forever in which case I will have to phone a locksmith and get new keys.