Apparently, back in college in 2000 I had a cell phone with a local company called Unicel. I moved away to a different state in 2005, never again using Unicel's service.
All is fine until 2009 when this red mark appears on my credit report. Verizon says I owe them $90. Fuck you Verizon! I call them and they can't even give me proof that I owe anything. No proof of a final bill, no proof of anything. All they can prove was that at one point I owned a cell phone and it was attached to a Unicel number. They think I'm going to fork over $90? FUCK YOU VERIZON!