Currently there are 14 states (and the District of Columbia) where it is illegal to text and drive including: Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Louisiana, Maryland, Minnesota, New Jersey, North Carolina, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia and Washington. Other states including New Hampshire and Texas are trying to pass the same law to ban texting while driving.
We're all going to hell in a hand basket. Unemployment rates are skyrocketing, foreclosures are still on the rise, inflation may be coming, and we could be in a depression, not a recession. One number that seems to be missing from the numbers of our times are the numbers that reflect the "under-employed". I'm not even necessarily talking about part-time employees, but instead employees that have lost or had their benefits reduced to almost nothing.
Take the case of my friend "Kara" who has a "good", full-time job. The pay has yet to be reduced, but that is the probably the last thing to go.
I obviously am not a one-night stand type of girl, and I never really understood it. I personally can only be with someone with whom I care about.
1 Accuse your roommates of their “sniffing glue addictions” while friends are around.
- I had a roommate who used to randomly accuse people of stealing his food (not true), but it was hilarious; I can only imagine the hilarity of “confronting” a roommate with a “sniffing glue addiction”.
2 Ask 1-800 operators out on dates.
- Back when I was 12 (before cell phones were around), my friends and I would prank call 1-800 operators… although we never thought to ask them out.
3 Light a road flare on a roommate’s birthday cake
- And I thought trick candles were bad… try blowing out a road flare.
4 Stand over someone’s shoulder and mumble as they read
- My brother used to do this to me all the time, just to piss me off… not funny, but annoying.
5 Lick the filling out of all the Oreos and stick the cookie pieces back in the tray.
- I did this to a kid back in the fifth grade, except instead of licking all the filling out, I would lick the center of the filling out, fill the rest with Elmer’s glue and offer him the “rest of my cookies”. Worked every time! …I do feel guilty now.
Shut that obese fat biatch up – I can hear her from 3 miles away! I do not care if you throw your crazy parties, but seriously, who are these people you are inviting? I am so lucky that you do not live in my apartment complex so I do not have to see you every day, Mr. Wanna-Be Brad Pitt (only much heavier and unattractive). Sadly, my apartment faces your backyard, yuk. You have this dumpy house, with your ghetto white trash decorations and you somehow manage to find the ugliest people in Los Angeles to party with… You look like you fit more in Iowa than Los Angeles.
In China, one parent (who is in need of a serious ass-whupping if you ask me) has taught his two-year-old to smoke.
It is always mocked at in movies and joked about amongst friends, but prison raping is so bad that the government is going to cut back on funding for prisons if they do not find a way to stop or at least curve prison molestation and rapes.
She has pleaded guilty to child neglect and could spend up to five years in prison for her crime.
I try to zap myself to lands far, far away....perhaps a beach in Thailand or nothing more exotic than a friend's party. Since I don't know where any wormholes are located, this is more difficult than it may seen. I was happy to discover, however, that others are taking the same route as I am, and doing it better, by delving not only into the past, but into the future as well.
The war was started (correct me if I am wrong) because North Korea wanted to negotiate elections for the entirety of Korea. With escalating border conflicts, on June 25, 1950, North Korea’s army stormed in on South Korea.
The girl, who because of her age, is unidentified, apparently showed her breasts in the club while claiming to be 22 and (according to the club owner) she, "looked just like a model from a Miss America’s contest".
Hauser who has Hodgkin’s Lymphoma fled the state to California with his mother trying to avoid taking chemotherapy, and wanting to look into alternative treatment. The poor teenager has lost over ten pounds and most of the time does not feel like eating while taking chemotherapy. The judge ruled that Hauser is still in need of child protection services and is to not leave the state.
Chris Brown allegedly beat up Rihanna after a pre-Grammy’s party on February 8th, 2009 over a text message that Brown had received.
Italian Prime Minister Berlusconi looks much younger than his 72 years. This is probably a good thing if the rumors are true that he has not only been cavorting with beautiful young women, but paying them to attend "private parties" as well. Unfortunately for Mr. Berlusconi, he may be in jeopardy of losing his job.
Beef powder and rendered beef fat are used in their top secret ingredients to make their chicken taste oh so yummy, who would have thought?! Do all of you non-red meat eaters feel a little cheated now after thinking you were eating white meat chicken? I do.