I Would Puke On Rod Blagojevich

Ex-Governor Rod BlagojevichIn case you are keeping tabs, you can add Rod Blagojevich (who is not blacker than Obama) to the increasingly long list of names of people that I would willingly puke on if given the chance to do so, particularly at a public event. For a re-cap of Rod Blogovich’s high crimes and misdemeanors, check out his Wikipedia page, which looks more like a rap-sheet than the bio of a former Governor of one of our larger states.

If you can stretch your memory back to when Obama was still thought of as the message of hope, and can remember the time when his US Senate seat was left vacant, and needed to be filled, you might remember the idiocy of the then Governor Rod Blagojevich. The then-governor allegedly asked for special favors (aka bribes and possible jobs) from potential candidates for the apppointment and reportedly even “auctioned off the job” to the highest bidder.

Way to betray the American people, douchebag.


When Blogovich was in the spotlight, predictions were made that he would later capitalize on his new-found fame and glory in other ways, which is exactly what he did. Now, the notorious ex-governor is going to be appearing on Celebrity Apprentice along with Sinbad, Cyndi Lauper, and Sharon Osbourne.

The man has already been impeached as Governor of Illinois and has proven himself incapable of handling anything more than a microphone. I know Donald Trump is not the most virtuous of souls, but I have a special favor to ask of Mister Trump:

Donald, or is it ok if I call you Don? I tried your shitty-assed Trump Vodka last year and it made me extremely ill, so I feel that you now owe me a favor or two and it’s payback time. While I know you probably have nothing to do with who is actually on the cast of the Celebrity Apprentice and are busy buying new suits,  I would appreciate it if you could fire Rod Blagojevich on one of the first two episodes of the show.

Also, if you could get your producers to re-edit any scenes in a way to make him more of a jack-ass than he already is, I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks for reading and I do really admire the way you say, “You’re fired.”- the world would be a better place if more managers could follow this style.