Camel Toes are the New Black?!

So apparently camel toes are the new craze, no?!  Well, all of your favorite celebrities seem to be wearing them…  I honestly feel bad for these celebrities, wondering if they really know what they are showing off.  

Megan FoxThe newest camel toe offender is Megan Fox, fresh off the set of Transformers II.

My question is, why would you wear stretch pants and no underwear?  It is obvious (maybe to just me) that camel toe will happen if you choose not to wear underwear with tight pants.  I totally understand theHayden Panettiere camel toe with the bikini, because sometimes you cannot help that, poor little Hayden Panettiere.  But honestly, Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Nicole Kidman, Paris Hilton (major contributor of the camel toe), Fergie, and Victoria Beckham did you not look at what you were wearing before leaving the house?  If I ever happen to notice anything like that going on, I quickly change my outfit. 

Celeb Camel Toes

I also understand costume “malfunctions” such as Britney Spears and Wonder Woman, but who the hell is their costume designer?  Did you purposely wantCostume Camel Toe them to show some camel toe?  And last but not least, lingerie… this is a difficult one, but there are products you can buy if you are modeling lingerie such as the Cuchini (http://www.cuchini.com/pc/Cuchini-c2.htm) that help to prevent Heidi Klumthat, Heidi Klum.

One thing that frustrates me is when designers make women’s pants with a seam right down the middle of the crotch or butt… this often makes it look like there is a camel toe going on in the front, when really it is just the seam.  Designers… STUPID idea, stop making pants like that!

So, new craze, or celebrities being careless?  I must say, the camel toe is not and never will be the “new black”, sorry!  The only piece of advice I can give – check Paris Hiltonyour outfit before leaving the house, or buy a Cuchini (I’m talking to you Paris Hilton).