So, Bacardi wants girls to get even uglier girlfriends to look better by comparison. Now, Burger King wants girls to "put seven inches in our mouths"? This does not appear to be a joke, either. So, yet again, I find myself asking the same question again and again, "What crack pipe are they smoking?"

The picture is bad enough, so I don't really think it needs to accompanying caption: It'll Blow Your MInd Away. Has the whole advertising world gone topsy-turvy and given themselves the morals of Maxim Magazine? Sex, apparently sells, but I really wonder who this ad is targeted towards. Is it aimed at young women, young men of a certain persuasion or the population at large? Regardless, I can't believe this passed the muster and I do not in any way consider myself to be a prude.

What's next? Is Subway going to steal the ad campaign for their foot-longs? Is Dunkin Donuts going to suggest new and lewd uses for their pastries in order to appeal to our latent sexuality and hidden desires?