The British Queen should give British Petroleum's CEO, Mr. Tony Hayward at least a baronage. He acts the part of a high lord. The English Queen is up there in years and maybe, perhaps, awarding a title to Mr. Hayward may have slipped her mind. My mentioning of this obvious oversight by her Majesty of the United Kingdom is in no way meant to be a criticism of that high born lady. Who am I to criticize royalty? I am but an American peasant, from a country of over three hundred million peasants, none of whom have titles, and very few desires them. Britain, as we Americans are often reminded by the British press and the Anglo-American lobby, is our closest ally. And so, I have decided to assist our ally's queen, by referring to the BP CEO as Lord Hayward, the Baron Hayward of the Oil Slick. These posts are sent into the cybersphere and whether they reach English royal eyes -- well..

Word came yesterday that Lord Hayward, the BP CEO, Baron Hayward of the Oil Slick, went yachting. He took time off to attend a glitzy yacht race in England. The lord left his leaking well that is fouling the coastline of the Gulf, and causing many Americans to suffer damages, to play. Yes, his lordship left to play while his lordship's well is still leaking! I believe Lord Hayward doesn't like America or Americans. See the video.