Well, who knows if he’s the most homophobic man or not—I probably know a few other men who are so homophobic they’re afraid to touch themselves, hardy har!—but he’s certainly one of the most vocal about these days, isn’t he? First he tweeted something (isn’t it funny how Twitter has become a main source of news these days?) about how when Perez Hilton called him a douche bag, he had his “homie shoot up a gay wedding. It wasn’t his, but it made me feel better.”

Wow, what a classy act you are, Mr. Cent. Your opinion is worth less than your name, of course, and I wouldn’t argue with anyone who suggested the same about your IQ, but really? Shoot up someone’s wedding because they’re gay, simply because another gay man insulted you? What’s next, blowing up the Bunny Ranch because a single scantily-clad woman insulted your manhood?

What you’re really showing here, 50, is what a douche bag you really are. Instead of being a real man and not succumbing to someone’s name-calling—and dealing with conflict nonviolently like a man—you’re acting much younger than the 25-year-old you comment on in your next tweet: “If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol.”

Once again, you’re witty and wise beyond your years, Mr. Cent. Not only is your sentence so grammatically flawed it makes one’s eyes burn (which actually isn’t a surprise, given the uneducated words that flow so readily, like an open flow of disgusting diarrhea, from your yapping mouth), it also predictably calls for even more violence, presents your homophobic views so clearly that you might as well be Fred Phelps, and makes one wonder why you’re so obsessed with gay people. Are you gay, Mr. Cent? Are you too afraid to come out of the closet, so you spend your time bashing those courageous enough to do so?

I don’t mean to be stereotypical myself, but every gay friend that I have is pretty damn classy and kind; so I’m thinking you’re not gay. You’re just stupid. You don’t understand that people who are different from you exist and that’s just the way the world naturally is (in hundreds of species besides our own, as well). Not only that—you also get your kicks suggesting that young men kill themselves, following such comments with a “laugh out loud” abbreviation.

You think suicide is really funny, Mr. Cent? Perhaps you should make us all laugh then. That, or shut the hell up. Nobody gives a damn about what you have to say.