Motley Crue joked about kids smoking in the boys room, but I think they were referring to teenagers. u/story/0,27574,25689021-401,00.html">In China, one parent (who is in need of a serious ass-whupping if you ask me) has taught his two-year-old to smoke.

The kid, who is fuzzy in the picture to protect the innocent, was taught by his absolutely-clueless dad how to smoke in order to deal with a hernia. The irony, of course, is that the kid is smoking regular tobacco cigarettes (no word on what brand) and not marijuana to deal with the problem. His skill at smoking cigarettes has developed into a "pack a day" habit and the tot is known to rant and rave if he doesn't get his daily dose of nicotine.

A seriously disturbing thing in this story is that the kid's dad is readily admitting he taught his son to smoke. As if it is a source of pride. WTF? I swear to God, some people should seriously not be allowed to pro-create.

The Guinness Book of World Records is not interested in the story either. The reason? They don't want to promote negative habits among their readers. I, for one, am relieved to learn that the Guinness Book of World Records, who has supported multiple eating contests and strange records, has a conscience enough to avoid the promotion of smoking among toddlers.